she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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