I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
