i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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