and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
