doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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