ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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