You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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