He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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