who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
