It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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