awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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