I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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