That's intense
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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