For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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