He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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