Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.