I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked