like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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