Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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