Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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