Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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