Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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