It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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