i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
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