i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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