Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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