she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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