I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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