Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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