What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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