no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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