worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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