I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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