Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is Oprah even human
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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