Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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