is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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