Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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