this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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