U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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