"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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