When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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