I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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