that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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