Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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