I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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