don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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