not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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