I need help removing her.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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