my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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