hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just google imaged poop.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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