He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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