Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just invented taco cereal.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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