Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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