guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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