Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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