I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
my poor anus
My dick has a subreddit
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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