You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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